家こんなこと

ようこそ てーちゃんブログへ

そして

今年のお正月の騒動

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まんじりともしない 夜は明け

時は
2019年
平成31年1月1日

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その日は
朝から大忙し
じいちゃんとばあちゃんが帰ってくるは

娘たちが帰ってくるは

前の晩まで
コウちゃんと私たち夫婦だけだった
わが家は

てんやわんやの
大忙し
だからなのか何なのか
元旦の夜は

コウちゃん的には
静かに更けていったのでした

そして
迎えた
2日
もちろん 夜

おりしも
すき焼き鍋をつつきにかかろうとした
その時

きゃつは(ついにコウちゃんと呼べなくなったわたし)
それを 知ってか知らずか

吹き抜けから
ビュンと降りてきたのでした

急降下

空襲警報発令

はい 窓開けて
2階 電気点けて

家じゅうの窓
家じゅうの電気
全点け
全開

で 対応するけれど
コウちゃんの動きのほうが早く

まるで
馬鹿にしているかのように

家じゅうめぐって
あっという間に いなくなる

ユウコとユイに

いい!!!
出てきたら 即 窓全開よ!!!

と 厳しく?言いつける

30分ほどすると
再び 出てきて
同じこと が起こる

急降下とともに
窓開けろ! 明かりをもっとつけろ!
2階に上って 窓開けろ

とか
ドリフの全員集合ばりに
あのテーマミュージックにぴったりの
動きで
家族全員 大騒動

だが
今年のコウちゃんは
しぶとい
よっぽど この家が気に入ったのか

一向に
出ていく気配がない

そうやって
大騒ぎさせておいて
どこへともなく消える


数回繰り返した
のち

ついに
ついに
発見

例の お気に入りの場所に 
そう
2階の踊り場の天井に
ぴったりと張り付いた
コウちゃんを
発見

大晦日の教訓をもとに

もはや
自主的に 出て行っていただくことは
不可能に近いとふんだ 我々家族一同は

ついに 捕獲作戦への道を 
選んだのであった

しかし
買っとけばいいのに
網はない

まずは いかにして あの 天井に張り付いた 蝙蝠を 生け捕りにするか?

ぎゃあぎゃあ言いながら

ダスキン?

一人は
針金ハンガーを
一人は
なに あれ

ダスキン?

持って

2階に上がる

ハンガーにビニールを
とか 何とか言っているうちに

えいや!

一人(夫)が
モップを引き抜き
このダスキンのスタンド部分を

えいっ!
と天井に

あれぇ~
と言うたか どうか
わたしが ビニール袋を取りに行っている間に

すでに
夫の手と ダスキンスタンドが 天井にピタッと くっついて

コウちゃんはあっけなく生け捕りにされていたのでした

しかし
しかし
ここからが 問題

いかにして
彼を そのまま 外に連れ出すか?

しかし
そこは ずるがしこい もとい 賢い夫
ダスキンスタンドと 天井との間に
そこら辺にあった
クリアファイルを
さっと差し込んでおり

とりあえず
天井から放しても

コウちゃんは
籠の鳥
いや

ダスキンモップスタンドの中の蝙蝠

自由に 飛び回ることはできない状態となっておりました


これまで
一杯も二杯もくわされてきた 我々家族一同は
蓋がやわなクリアファイルというだけでは安心できず

「うちわ うちわもってこい」

と 叫ぶ夫に

うちわ

「ハイ」と
いつになく 素直に返事して
慌てて
1階から うちわを持ってきたわたし

脚立を抑え
足元でサポートしている娘に
手渡し
天井に 張り付いている
夫に
手渡す

なんという
麗しの連係プレイ

普段から このくらい仲良くしなくては

ともかく
うちわを間に挟み一安心

そのまま
天井からスタンドとともに
離れた夫

両手を天井に伸ばして
難しい体制をキープしていたので
やっと
ホッと一息

そのまま
そのまま
放してはならじ 
逃がしてはならじ

うちわの上から
どこかからとってきた雑誌も乗せて

全員 なんぞのように
外に出た

玄関から出た
夫と ユイ

待って
まだ 逃がさないで

家じゅう 窓が開いたまま


またしてもあたふたと
残った
わたしと由子が
家じゅうの 窓を閉める

これで やっと
解放OK


今度は
玄関も どこもかしこも
ガッツリ 閉めたまま

「どうぞ 放して」

大声で叫ぶ

スタンドの中から 放たれた
コウちゃん

ちょっと 弱ってる

まさか 息絶えてないよね

動き出すまで
外にいろと
私が命令したわけではないが

夫とユイは
なぜか 寒空の下

私たちは家の中から
注視

しばしの沈黙ののち

「飛んだ 飛んだぁ」

とユイ

はあ~

やっとこさ

コウちゃん
闇の中に 消えて行ったのでありました

いやあ

お正月早々

すごい捕り物となりました

こんなチームプレイできるんやんか
家族仲良くしようね

と 思った 一年の始まりでありました

チャンチャン


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ちなみに
この一部始終は
わが子コハルをしっかりと守っていた
わが家の番長 ナホの命により

ユイによって ばっちり動画に収められておりまして

あとで おなかを抱えて笑ったので

ユーチューブにアップしろと
申しましたら

若者 全員口をそろえて

「知らない人が見てもおもしろくない!」

と一蹴されました

面白いのにぃ( ;∀;)

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